Die Stupid Owen Fusterbuster



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Die Stupid  by  Owen Fusterbuster

Die Stupid by Owen Fusterbuster
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Dirk Squeezer is an ex-Special Forces operative who has gone off the grid after scrubbing the public databases of every scrap of information about him except his shoe size (28 EEE). Squeezer lives unknown and unnoticed, in total obscurity, like Piers Morgan. But when the US government finds itself facing an unprecedented crisis, its top security officer knows there is only one man for the job - a man with a steely gaze, an iron constitution, and grotesquely oversized feet - a man who will live strong, fight hard, and die stupid.Tracked down and recruited for the mission, Squeezer must team up with voluptuous FBI Female Special Agent Robin Sapsucker and infiltrate the hideout of the brilliant, evil, and curiously piglike criminal mastermind Connor Hogshead.

Along the way he matches wits with tattooed, sexually ambiguous Swedish computer expert Limpet Salamander, as he struggles to foil Hogsheads plan for world domination -- a plan known only by its enigmatic codename: Squirrelageddon.Packed with tension, stuffed with suspense, and bristling with idiocy, DIE STUPID is a modern masterpiece of moronic mayhem. Check out these unsolicited reviews:I wish I were alive to read it! - William ShakespeareA painful experience. - the Marquis de SadeThats it! Im going back in the well.

- Little Timmy from LASSIETaking money for this book is a crime! - Goldman SachsBuy DIE STUPID today, and regret it tomorrow ... and for the rest of your life.

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