The Paranoia Helix B.F. Moloney

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Published: February 2nd 2013

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The Paranoia Helix  by  B.F. Moloney

The Paranoia Helix by B.F. Moloney
February 2nd 2013 | ebook | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, talking book, mp3, ZIP | 6 pages | ISBN: | 6.45 Mb

The guy’s idea of self comes from all the words spoken and written in the world. But lately they’ve got negative. And his old girlfriend’s photo of him has gone viral. He tries to engage with people by going online. But in the end he decides to writeMoreThe guy’s idea of self comes from all the words spoken and written in the world. But lately they’ve got negative. And his old girlfriend’s photo of him has gone viral. He tries to engage with people by going online.

But in the end he decides to write a book about his life using all the words said and written about him. Needless to say he still won’t be happy. Another black bit of comedy by the author of Simon’s Armbands and Aphrodite’s Cold and available at Amazon and Kobo.Opening ExtractThis guy’s mind and personality really wobble about when stories about him spark around and out of his absorbent head, and this is what makes his peculiar perceptions drug dimensional.

He isn’t vain or weird- he just knows that every word spoken and written by interested people is about him. And no his conscience isn’t talking to him- what he hears is blunt and sorted, like miss-synchronised English subtitles shown at an Irish movie in Bulgaria.

The monstrosity is that these cookie words have become too negative. That is what journalists and tittle-tattlers like about them, and they use nasty words for him. They’re jealous. He does things other people don’t do and he’s special. He likes to go to special places. He likes to think only of himself. He likes a prank or two. And his tears are tiny too!There’s a lot of him in the newspapers and magazines. A troublesome story about him soon emerges somewhere. It might be on the front page or in letters to the editor, or an insightful article- they will be all about him.

And when he’s upset by them, he transforms his flat into a rubber box full of rubbery furniture and rubbery cutlery so he can’t see or hear himself doing things. That way he’s in control. And he’ll bounce around the walls and not hurt himself. He’s got a bike helmet for that!His picture got in the news recently. When people saw it there was a lot of chaos and important people were involved. A lot of fire and water, and a big mess of Car Bomb aftermaths. His only girlfriend took the picture of him after an all night bender. The guy looked like Jet Black on the Stranglers Black & White album cover.

But Jet’s a single personality and this guy’s multiple and dysfunctional. The picture’s still going viral. Funny how seedy photos always look the bleeding same. Sorry Jet.



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